Your name:	*
Email address:	*
*note if you don't fill this part in I will personaly beat the hell out of you with a sega controller

01.)you have at least 5 hairs of approximately .5 an inch or longer growing from your chin

True
false

 

02.)when faced with the decision of showering or getting one more frag, you choose a frag

True
false

 

03.)you've ever answered an ultimatum from your girlfriend: "it's me or cuervoradio tonight," with"Well i guess I'll see you tomorrow then."

True
false
The closest I've ever gotten to a girl is ogling lara croft

 

04.)you've mastered the most "elite" of "hacking" utilities:

netbus
krg
esp

 

05.)Movie : HACKERS vs. THE NET

hackers
the net
they both suck ass

 

06.)you've spent an entire weekend hacking an isp in michigan, in your underwear

True
false

 

07.)you ordered in pizza while while hacking an isp in your underwear, and didn't bother getting dressed for the deliveryman.

True
false

 

08.)the following monday you bragged to your friends that you spent the entire weekend hacking an isp, in your underwear.

True
false

 

09.)you ever ingnored chest pains to continue IRCing.

True
false

 

10.)you've ever started a skewlwide propaganda campaign to release kevin mitnick:

True
false

 

11.)you prefer to be called by you net "handle" or nickname rather than your given name:

True
false

 

12.)you know the difference between isa and pci slots:

True
false

 

13.)you've ever pop3ed peoples email acounts to yours then forwarded them to that persons other account and claim "I don't know why they send me your mail":

True
false

 

14.)you've ever walked up to somone who stutters and said "whats the matter boy, you lagged?"

True
false

 

15.)you have a "Star" cd:

True
false

 

16.)you've ever been to alt.binary.pictures.erotica.bondage.hamsters.ducttape:

True
false

 

17.)you've ever started an underground mousepad and ibm t-shirt smuggling ring:

True
false

 

18.)you've ever used the term "kluge" in a conversation:

True
false

 

19.)you know what a "Rasta Saila" is AND you know how to spot one.

True
false

 

20.)you have sent dirty messages to the district office...and lived to tell about it:

True
false

 

21.)you spend more time on the net then you do sleep in a week:

True
false

 

22.)you have more then $2000 worth of illegal pirated software installed on your pc:

True
false

 

23.)you have publicly condemned "elite" progs like winnuke and bitchslap.

True
false

 

24.)you can connect to your local isp by screaming carrier tones from a payphone:

True
false

 

25.)norpac ownz you:

True
false

 

26.)you can list at least 5 holes in NT4's security:

True
false

 

27.)you've ever thought a girl was hot because she knows how to use a pc:

True
false

 

28.)you know who dust puppy is:

True
false

 

29.)you've ever done the "Rat dance":

True
false

 

30.)you know who William Gibson, Neal Stephenson and Bruce Sterling are:

True
false

 

31.)you enjoy injecting leet terms into everyday conversations just to confuse people:

True
false

 

32.)you've ever gone to a party and ended up playing dukenukem 3d in the hosts bedroom:

True
false

 

33.)you've never kissed a girl, but you've got over 10,000 career frags:

True
false

 

34.)you own every form of video game emulation there is:

True
false

 

35.)you become disoriented when sitting on anything except a rolly chair (Wheeeee!):

True
false

 

36.)your pc has more bumper stickers than your car:

True
false

 

37.)you've ever written an english report useing net lingo just to annoy your pissy english teacher.

True
false

 

38.)you've gone trashing, gotten covered in goo, chased by rednex, but hey you got the dox:

True
false

 

39.)you have a beigebox with you at all times.

True
false

 

40.)at this moment you have more than 5 floppy disks or cd-roms on your person:

True
false

 

41.)you wear your sunglasses at 3:00am drinking caffeinated beverages while scanning multiple ISP's:

True
false

 

42.)you get excited/nervous every time you hear "Death on flaxen wings":

True
false

 

43.)you've ruined the life of some guy, just because he made phun of your US West hardhat.

True
false

 

44.)it took you less than 15 seconds to decipher the following message:

鴃 à/\/\ çìñdèr$ 8£ùé
¢íñdêr§ 8£úë
ûñdèrñéá+h ýòür 8êd î $+ë\/\/
/\/\âkèïñg 㣣 ÿóùr ñìgh+märé§ +rúê
"ëå+íñg çhî£drèñ àgé$ 4 +hrôûgh 10"
1'/\/\ 8ÀÐ TÒ THÊ 8ÓÑË :
True
false

 

45.)you have enough equipment stock piled throughout your house to rival ebay.

True
false