by Nicotine_

Ok, so I'm sitting around in my "advanced Networking class", bored out of my mind as usual. (Yes I'm a highschool student, but hey, i'm 18, and i'm out of that bullshit place in about 6 months) Anyway, ol' Bill and me were looking for something to do, and being the immature pranksters we are, decided to have some fun at the expense of others.

Now, to understand the motive here, you must know that the R.N.W. has a strict commitment to harrassing the dangerously Un-Leet. Lamers are everywhere at our school, and they must be dealt with in the apropriate manner. In other words, we make them feel completely stupid.

Anyone who knows how lame the Windows NT4 operating system is knows about Net Sending. Basically, all you do is type the proper command, and the name of the target computer, and message away. So we are sitting there harassing the poor bastards in the keyboarding class on the other side of the school, letting them know that we 0wn them, having some lame fun. Bill decides to up the stakes a tad. Being the insane basic programmer he is, snapped his magic rasta fingers and after a puff of smoke and a wiff of ozone, punched out a nifty flooder prog on the keyboard. Sent that sucker off, and spammed about 40 copies of the same message, creating a harmless, yet annoying little window with a message that won't go away.

The Next day, our so-called teacher makes it known to us that if the guilty party does not come forward, the program will be shut down. Now, being that the "crime" was committed on my station, i was the first suspect, even though I used an anonimous administrator log in rather than my own, I was still accused. Basically i was given the option to either fess up, or have everyone else get fucked over because of it, so, like i true rasta saila, I took the blame, conveniently leaving Bill's name out of it.

Of course, because of my "honest act" they decided to "go easy" on me. All I had to do was write 2 notes of apology and KISS THE TEACHER'S ASS!

The farging hilarious part is that they actually threatened suspension at me! For sending a few messages!!!! I am now in the process of writing a 3rd apology note, this one reads:

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry I didn't do something worth mentioning like RIPPING YOU A NEW ONE! In reflection, I should have taken out the entire D9 keyboarding lab, which i was very capable of, however, this is not finished. Our happy go lucky keyboarding teacher may be surprised to find that christmas morning, he has ordered a 2nd phone line, a roofing contractor, a in house rectal examination, and 200 large pizzas.

-Nicotine_