Gather around kiddies, you are wittnessing RNW history in progress
. This marks the very first Lice Munkey award ever given. "What the hell
is the Lice munkey award?", you may ask. Well folx it is the companion
to the famed Quiz munkey award, given to those who demonstrate godlike
quiz failing powers. Girl With Kaliedascope Eyes (GWIKE) got an amazing 0/12
on the latest quiz! thats right ZERO!!!!
"I couldn't believe it, I thought the people in my head were playing a trick on me." said a perplexed lawnmower man after viewing the results. "What?!? Females actualy come to our page? Your having me on aren't you, don't excite me like that." Nicotine_ told us between KP duty and swabbing the deck. thats right all you hormone driven Rasta's, A CHICK ACTUALY CAME TO THE SITE!!! Now I know, we have madame dingleberry and the other serving wenches, but they smell (and look sort of) like men. So this heralds TWO brand-wet-leather-spanking -new incidents, 1. first lice munkey, and 2.first female to ever venture into the RNW depths...without getting her bum pinched! now for the juicy stuff: GWIKE enjoys nude skateboarding, doing eel impressions and performance art.
her turn on's are: dryer lint, computer mice, and greasy, unshaven netwackos. her turn off's include: #2 pencils, plum pudding, and me.
BTW did I mention that GWIKE is "Colins" sister? thats right Colin (aka homebrew), of "party at colins house fame" (check out the backdoor fun section)