Coldturk

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Coldturk blew away everyone with his top score of 8/12, Nicotine_ and Stickythc were close behind with 7/12. "Coldturkey? haha Thats kind of like cold ham", said a visibly upset geezus when told of the news.

Coldturk was born in the back of a VW bus in 1980, to famed father; Jerry Garcia, and then dance hall girl; Joan Biaz. he spends most of his time downloading porn, and searching for the fabled gold cart of zelda. When he is not at his computer (wich doesn't happen often) he drinks rum and pinches the ample posteriors of RNW barmaid, madame dingleberry. to see some of colds dark art go here